Ext: hanqiaosheng classic football commentary quote _ grocery

According to the majority of fans out a hanqiaosheng law: hanqiaosheng in interpretation contest, eyes watching players A, mind thinking player B, mouth said player C, actual refers to the players D, the audience thought it was a player E. Well, now began. 1: members of the audience, the Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, I give you thanks to an old age. (Indeed, enough late) 2: before I had statistics eight rounds of the total number of goals and conceding goals, surprised a coincidence, that is, they are just as much. (This is what a coincidence?) 3 players like peach as three of Zhao Yun oath of Valor, worthy changsheng General. (For help which ~) 4: goalkeeper schematic competition continue ...... (This is the classic Duan, each version) 5: ball is the goalkeeper back turned! (down?) 6: Shanghai Shenhua team 14, Shenhua a footballer volleyed! (Shen SI bloom yeah) 7: 30 km in a foot long shots, he found the ball to wipe out the beam. (30 km/h! is not to play football stadium) 8: fans prepare for admission to warm up, the game is about to begin. (000 people commute!) 9: goalkeeper Angel participated in this year's world table tennis championships held in Mexico. (No wonder when goalkeeper!) 10: a field in the men's national team competitions, Korean teacher: peaks and Hao Haidong is team of two knife ... (Korea food!) 11: one AC Milan's Batistuta breakthrough Maldini, foot volley beat by magistrate Omar pouso. (Give me a reason to not kill you!) 12: Juventus to Ortega to throw a football (Ortega, watch out for your head!) 13: the 1996 Olympic Games, large mouth ob diving: "members of the audience, now stand on the platform is on the United Kingdom judgment!" (he?) 14: "Bryant a 365 ° big turn around" (the 5 degrees: what do you think?) 15: "today vote 9 6 Stockton" (!!!) 16: "O'Neill to his 250 kg height slam dunk score" (Qin Shi Huang unified weights and measures a what?) 17: with the goalkeeper of a whistle, the game is over. (Classic old Duan) 18: Roberto Baggio in front of their guard, after the interception of the ball into the penalty area. (Another classic) 19: goalkeeper the ball back to goalkeeper. (I do!) 20: possible audience just open the elevator, we put the score report. (He probably has just come out from the elevator!) 21: (tennis) you see their shorts very interesting, tennis players of shorts is special, well, they wear a skirt. (I, me AGAIN, no!) 22: (Asian) "sweeping and deceive themselves. "(A classic of Classics) 23: he kept pace with a foot volley footballer volleyed the ball into the. This is the season to hack into the 13-header. (TMMD!) 24: U.A.E. team in front of a crazy hack ... (Self-flagellation!) 25: France to 76: 50 won the New Zealand 14 minutes. (76-50 = 26, somethin?) 26: (Asian martial arts competition) Chinese athletes came, I saw her a gun dance as a dragon water, Huyeh, reminiscent of the three Kingdoms era changshan zhaozilong, intrepid, Guan Yu Guanyunchang, Oh, Guan Yu make a knife (eyes left in the hands of the manuscript glanced at the racetrack) Oh, excuse me, she is the stick. (Several years after seeing the still vomiting blood) 27: a field in the Saudi team competitions, Korean teacher: field side-band Green Hat is the Saudi team's head coach. (Pity) 28: Finally, let's explore the philosophical propositions, solemn, first, of course, cannot fail to mention China broadcast since the NBA's greatest sentence commentary--Jordan and habitual for licked their tongues. (Jordan's basketball God, I admit. But, God crazy also have a limit of the bar, I have never seen God, otherwise I have to ask him to demonstrate it "lick their tongues" what actions. ) 29: hanqiaosheng teacher most cattle a narration —-it is quite classic! "7 Player Sharpe-ball, to 9 players, 9 players also called Sharpe, they could be brothers. Active in football with many brothers, such as the Netherlands-de Boer brothers, the Keane brothers in Ireland. Strike the ball to 10, the transmission is very good. Eh, how 10, also known as sharp. May be such that foreign player to be printed on the shirt is on, these players have the surname first name Sharpe, like Korea, many players are named Park. Beautiful, 10, and two players to break score, congratulations on the former, 11, 11, are--Sharpe (pause and large a would) I'm sorry, our audience, Sharpe is printed on the shirt on the sponsor's name. > 30: a YouTube video, the pride of the Chinese sports!!!